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[0047 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/05/04(月) 01:38:30.34 ID:TCFCtKEi0]

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it
cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
-- Fran Leibowitz

[0048 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 20:10:41.16 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.

[0049 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 20:22:10.31 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
-- La Rochefoucauld

[0050 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 20:28:04.19 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

Usage: fortune -P [] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6[+] dataspec ... inputdir

[0051 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 20:44:09.44 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!

[0052 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 21:25:07.09 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made
sense from things she found in gift shops.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

[0053 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 21:27:42.41 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

Psychotherapy is the theory that the patient will probably get well
anyhow and is certainly a damn fool.
-- H. L. Mencken

[0054 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 21:41:42.32 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found
on the bench.

[0055 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 21:49:37.06 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.

[0056 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 22:05:52.05 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to
anger.

[0057 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 22:11:22.24 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.

[0058 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 22:54:08.89 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
And a Sun Myung Moon!
-- Maxwell Smart

[0059 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/09(日) 23:43:23.17 ID:j9AeYfFH0]

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with
him.
-- Ed Howe

[0060 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 00:28:55.99 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright

[0061 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 00:37:19.32 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

The sum of the Universe is zero.

[0062 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 01:25:54.11 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[0063 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 01:30:59.67 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

Brook's Law:
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later

[0064 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 01:39:03.90 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

Life is too important to take seriously.
-- Corky Siegel

[0065 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 01:58:53.55 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

Swipple's Rule of Order:
He who shouts the loudest has the floor.

[0066 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 02:04:15.68 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>

[0067 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 02:31:08.15 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the
universe.
-- Carl Sagan, Cosmos

[0068 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 03:11:51.27 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

Quigley's Law:
Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
atttempt to use it.

[0069 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 03:44:30.07 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.
-- from the Brown University Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet

[0070 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 04:05:47.15 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
nothing.
-- Alan Perlis

[0071 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 05:15:11.44 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis:
If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented
it wasn't worth doing.

[0072 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 05:36:43.73 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned.

[0073 #774-UNKNOWN 2020/08/10(月) 06:09:09.21 ID:MAVVZuJn0]

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.