What is it about the Switch that many people are buying?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/20(火) 23:25:27.50

Screw the Switch. Buy a ps4 instead, and you can enjoy your gaming life more.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 02:20:31.48

This

https://twitter.com/nazzygoldwater/status/1065288224438767617

What is it about me and my office that other people like to come in and
have their conversations there?
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**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 02:33:53.50

>>50
That translation is wrong.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 03:33:23.46

人のtweetなんてどうでもいいから
so,whats your point?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 10:05:11.08

>>50
Switchにtheをつけることには違和感を感じる

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 12:29:10.09

Hey

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 12:45:52.81

The Switch. It's natural.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 12:51:42.98

Honestly the grammer isn't important so much. Don't mind.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 12:57:30.67

Grammatical sentences aren't necessarily natural ones.
You should try to write natural ones.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 13:04:45.38

We Are The Penis

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 13:06:57.85

「スレタイはなんでみんなswitch買ってるの？」
をGoogle翻訳に通したと思ってok？

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 13:10:22.30

Krazy Pook Die

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 13:11:17.81

I wonder why you are curious about the English of the thread title. Funny.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 13:17:07.61

It's a common expression. Look at >>52

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 13:54:05.95

https://twitter.com/HelpfulOlive/status/1065457476752076801

@meduza_en Gosh! What is it about this job that carries such a high risk of mortality?
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**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 13:56:27.64

I hate sony's sexual restriction.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:00:40.16

>>11
同じ「許可」でも　あんたの意図する使い方ならadmit じゃなくて allowを使えと

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:01:25.95

Mindfulness Wellness @HealingMB
2018/11/22 12:00:02

“What is it about our expectations, plans, or ideas that hold such sway
over us? It is as if we've written a script for a play of our lives that runs
about a month ahead of actual life; if reality varies from what we've
created in our minds we disengage or pout.”

- Holly Sprink
Bufferさんから
https://twitter.com/HealingMB/status/1065439736783876097
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**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:01:28.65

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:03:42.81

Doris the Finkasaurus @troutsbastard
2018/11/22 11:07:17

What is it about holidays that make people so angry?
50 yr old women in stores ready to throw down over a chocolate pie.
Jesus Wanda, go home take a Xanax & evaluate your shit.

Twitter for iPhoneさんから
https://twitter.com/troutsbastard/status/1065426460754604032
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**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:07:05.24

This expression is used so much in everyday conversation.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:29:46.90

Why are the Switch selling so much!

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:34:48.77

Did pigs buy Pokemon Pika?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:39:32.64

No more censorship

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 14:53:12.13

Do pigs want to play lewd games so bad? Congrats. Sony excluded lewd ones from the ps4, so all lewd ones are starting to gather to the Switch. You can play them as much as you want. Lucky.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 15:01:52.22

The Switch including Mario Cart 8 Deluxe is 299 dollars in the US. And you can get a 50 dollar coupon when you buy one at GameStop. How much did you buy just a Switch? About 30,000 yen? I'm sure that you are exploited by Nintendo. You're poor.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 15:59:17.84

What is it about Sony that will exclude lewd games and scenes? It's funny and weird. Don't buy Sony products.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 16:01:42.45

What if Nintendo and MS excluded lewd games as well. It's a nightmare.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 16:15:36.06

What is it about Nintendo that tries to make more gacha games? Did they forget what Iwata was saying about them? What an evil company. I miss the Iwata era.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 16:45:08.21

Laser beams everywhere on ps4 games now.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 17:17:37.15

Hinnyuu is called pancake in the west. That girl's boobs are small like a pancake.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 17:29:40.45

Which one do pigs like? The girls with big boobs or the ones with small ones? You like Xeno Blades 2, so I guess you like the latter.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 17:31:24.42

No, it was the former. There are many big boobs there.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 17:33:05.91

Big boobs are justice.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 17:39:38.44

Don't worry. Nintendo would protect girls' boobs. They never censor them because they love them as well. Look at Homura from XenoBlade2. It's their tastes. They are perverts.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 17:50:26.47

All girls' boobs and nudities are moving from the ps4 to the Switch. I like how Sony threw away Gokis.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 17:55:42.18

Do pigs lick girls' boobs on the Switch screen?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 18:27:27.51

When does Tencent buy SIE?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 18:38:36.29

I wonder who would play the sequel of Sakura Taisen now. No one remembers the old games. I guess most fans have been away from gaming as they get older.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 18:59:07.55

Apparently IGN gave Fallout76 a rating 5.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 20:07:49.13

Go up

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 20:36:24.43

Do pigs want to knead Homura's boobs?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 20:45:12.14

Homura's boobs have weird shape. I wonder if she wouldn't get stiff shoulders with the big ones.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 20:48:28.85

Homura is called Pyra in the west. Why did they change her name?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 21:46:30.95

Famitsu have been getting a lot of money from Sony as ad rate, so they praise ps4 games , like JoJo got a 40/40. Famitsu's reviews can be bought by money. Sony money is dominating Famitsu.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 22:06:24.88

Oh, the Pokemon game sold 3 million copies worldwide during the first week. It's the Pokemon power. I like how gokis get mad at it.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 22:53:49.85

The Switch is 10 yen off on Geo. I guess Geo has excess inventory for Switch.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 23:13:29.42

I wonder if Geo would go bankrupt because of the excess inventory for Switch. What's up with the cardboard's inventory?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 23:38:03.93

FF13 finally got the backward compatible on Xbox one. And with 4k on Xbox one X

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 23:39:45.48

Well certainly SFC and PS1 era is the heyday of JP game market it seems.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 23:42:08.28

2D sprite arts felt much more beautiful than current 3D ones.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/22(木) 23:59:57.36

FF15 is a homo game. The script writer is a fujoshi and she gave FF15 a
homo elements. Maybe fushoji can enjoy the homo game. But FF series
was games for children and many RPG fans before. Many people got
impressed by the stories, battle systems, and graphics and went crazy
about them. But they threw away such awesome elements that FFs had
before and turned a FF into a homo game. What is it about FF series that
became a game for fujoshis?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 01:08:16.57

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 01:34:31.70

No one is using the 3D feature on 3DS anymore. That feature was just garbage in the first place.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 01:58:13.49

The switch is expensive, right? I don't want one for that price. Well I kinda want to play Xeno2 and Octopath though.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 02:00:05.31

The graphics on Octopath is so beautiful. The dot arts are the best.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 02:05:30.78

I like how they evolved dot arts with the current technology.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 02:17:39.13

Native 4k is so beautiful? I don't have a 4k tv.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 02:19:24.23

When do the 4k shows get started on bs/cs?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 02:53:54.07

How many ps2s sold in ten years?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 03:07:53.08

Xeno2 has no GOTY? My GOTY only?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 11:02:21.56

Hey

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 11:07:38.77

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DslE8zQU0AAudiM.jpg

What is this liquid?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 11:35:45.21

DQ10 lost many players because of poor updates and insulting remarks for players. Making a mmo for DQ itself was wrong in the first place. No fans wanted it.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 11:42:09.41

Most players who have been playing DQ10 for years are becoming addicted. They can't stop it. Netgame addiction is scary.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 11:59:16.17

The vr market for gaming is over. It's only for porn videos. I guess many of those who buy a psvr are watching porn vr videos. They're perverts.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 12:24:34.40

That word "CS old men" sounds weird. So many people who are playing
smartphone games are over 30 years old, and they spend a lot of
money for gacha games. They haven't played console games anymore.
Not "CS old men" but "CS children" is a right word.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 12:46:16.24

https://i.imgur.com/vPuziUK.jpg

The scalper is buying many ps4s. I guess he will sell them at an auction.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 12:57:56.33

The meta score for Fallout76 is 45 points. What a fucking shit game. As I recall, there was recently a news that a guy who wanted to return his one but refused it got angry and messed up a Gamestop.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 17:12:41.92

Yay

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 22:09:35.44

Hey

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/23(金) 22:22:49.33

You stupid!

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 00:54:18.25

Nice to meet you

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 02:52:23.35

Long time no see

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 03:38:04.73

Don't break emulator culture!, Nintendo. It's your bad point.
Use their knowledge, not fight against them.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 11:09:06.61

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 18:47:10.32

Hey

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 19:00:04.80

Nintendo, Don't forget that word " there is no patent fot how to play."

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 19:06:01.06

Who buys a new iphone for 100k yen? Android phones are good enough to use.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 19:19:21.54

I think Amazon Prime is cheap if you often buy stuff on amazon or watch prime video. And the prime fee in jp is much cheaper than one in the US. In the US it's 120 dollars a year. I wonder if western people don't care about subscription costs so much.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 21:51:51.39

Why did Doukyuusei 3 come out?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 21:53:52.73

Oh. *didn't* come out

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 21:57:14.87

Alicesoft has their own building.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 21:58:29.04

It's a shame that Elf stopped their business.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 22:18:59.92

In my opinion Doukyuusei 1 was more fun than the 2.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 22:19:29.12

Cuteness is justice.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 22:28:03.21

Do you know how much the golden Mario statue was ? Many game shops bought it for 1,5 million yen to have a good relationship with Nintendo. But after that, PS era came out and they became just garbage.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 22:35:45.33

Why do fujoshis like homo games? Homo games could turn you into a gay. Very scary. I wonder why such terrible games are put on the market.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 22:39:19.55

The eroge industry is over. No one plays eroges nowadays. Well I miss the eroge era though.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 23:42:05.69

There is a company that makes games for fujoshis. They were making
their games for Vita, but the Vita is dead, so I moved to the Switch.
But unfortunately a lot of fujoshis don't have a Switch and not will buy
one. Fujoshis just say why their games are not for Vita. Naturally many
games that the company made on Switch didn't sell at all. The sales
numbers of their games are under 10,000 copies. I hope the company
wouldn't go bankrupt. But this is a very big problem for many moe game
companis too. No Vita no moe market. Where should they go?
The PS4 censors lewd games now, and they can't make moe games
without laser beams anymore. On the other hand the Switch is basically
a console for children and family, I can't help but say lewd games are
out of place on the Switch market. Well I also feel moe games
themselves are already out of date though. They have been doing
the same thing for more than 20 years and have hardly evolved.
Their games aren't even games, just digital novels.
So they were naturally involved into a competition with light novels
and lost many of the market. I wonder if moe game companies can keep their business running.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 23:56:19.55

Fighting games in 90s are the best.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/24(土) 23:57:19.62

The future is now. 100 Mega shock NeoGeo!

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 00:00:27.25

Do pigs play Mario Party alone? Is it fun?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 00:05:09.87

I like how gokis have gotten mad about sony excluding lewd scenes from ps4.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 00:30:37.83

Do pigs want to touch Homura's boobs? Momimomi.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 00:33:59.52

I can't help but say the employees from Monolith are perverts. Boobs fetish?

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 00:36:52.70

Certainly boobs are important though. But too big ones aren't good.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 01:07:46.49

https://i.imgur.com/qcbI47l.jpg

Haha, no one preorders a PS classic. I don't feel nostalgic at all too. I wonder if the PS1 can be called a retro console in the first place.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 01:18:42.93

The ps1 ports from neogeo were terrible. Especially Samurai Shodown 3 was the worst. It was not even a game. Just a defective product.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 02:03:52.31

https://www.gamestop.com/xbox-360/consoles/xbox-360-s-4gb-system-black-gamestop-premium-refurbished/107559?

Apparently you can get a refurbished Xbox 360 for free at Gamestop.
You pay 70 dollars and after two months, you get a 70 dollar cash back.

**名無しさん必死だな** · 2018/11/25(日) 02:19:08.28

セカイセカイしたいなら英語で喋ってろって言われて真に受けて延々としこしこ壁打ちしてるの可愛い